Conflagrant Defined
Blazing; burning; on fire (source: Dictionary.com).

There's been a lot of talk lately about Tony Romo, the beefcake Adonis that gunslings for the Dallas Cowboys. He has, at one point or another, been linked to Carrie Underwood, Sophia Bush, and more recently, allegedly procured a lapdance from Britney Spears. A couple of days ago, during the Cowboys bye week, Tony Romo even signed a new six-year contract valued at over $65 million to stay with the Cowboys. Given his boyish good looks, his bachelor status, his starletard connections, and the fact that he's a multimillionaire, it's no wonder he's become a favorite on gossip blogs. He's dreamy.

But we here at Webster's is my Dictionary think there's another NFL quarterback who is sadly being overlooked by the gossip sites. No, he hasn't rubbed uglies with Britney Spears, nor has he dated "American Idol" winners, but he did once audition to become Ol' Lonely, the new Maytag Repairman. For all we know, he's also single and looking. Plus, he's a QB for the 2007 Superbowl Champs, the Indianapolis Colts. And, like Romo, he just signed a new multi-million dollar contract to stay with his team. Intrigued?

His name is Sorgi. Jim Sorgi. And if Tony Romo is hot, Jim Sorgi is motherfucking conflagrant. Check it:

It smells like something's burning. Is that ... is that the smell of melting panties? Yeah, I thought so.