Credibility

full_go_naked_steve_o.jpgCredibility: (Noun) The quality, capability, or power to elicit belief.

In a brilliant attempt to take a steaming dump on any remaining shred of credibility they've got left, PETA has chosen Steve-O has the newest mascot for their "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign -- making us all wax nostalgic for the days when we thought Pamela Anderson was the worst atrocity they could unleash upon us. When pressed for comment, Steve-O had the following to say:

"I never liked fur. Abuse yourself all you want, just leave animals out of it. I just say fuck it. Don't wear fur!"

"I just say fuck it -- don't wear fur!" Never before has animal rights been summed up so eloquently! Bravo, sir. Does PETA have a slogan? Maybe they can use this from now on. I just hope the animals know how lucky they are for all the retards and porn stars willing to get naked on their behalf.




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