Kanye-ism
Kanye-ism DefinedThe creative, humorous and insightful philosophies and anecdotes used in creating [the] path to [Kanye West's] success.
Kanye West, with the help of J. Sakiya Sandifer, is set to release his literary debut, "Thank You And You're Welcome!," an astute tome chock full of Kayne-isms to get you through the day. From Kanye's blog:
It captures the same wit, playful irony, and piercing insight found abundant in my lyrics. In Thank You And You're Welcome! I deliver my personal message uncensored, without any five-second delay or media distortion. I'll post some sample pages within a week...
And now, Webster's Is My Bitch brings you an exclusive, never before peek into some of the brilliant insights to be found in Kanye's book. Enjoy!
"When life hands you lemons -- there's no shame in a temper tantrum."
"I'm Kanye West and you're not."
"It's OK for men cry sometimes."
"Fool Kanye West once, shame on you. Fool Kanye West twice, shame on Kanye West."
"Don't put off until tomorrow what you can bitch about today"
"I'm telling my Mom."
"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it -- people like me."
"50 Cent is my bitch."
"I'm taking my ball and going home."
"Don't judge a book by it's cover. Except this book, which is completely awesome both inside and out."
In the words of Kanye himself, and I quote: "I'm Awesome!!!
Oh, Kanye. You delightful little rascal, how much the world can learn from you.
Seriously, you've got to love a man whose ego requires its own entourage.
Lord, I hope they make a calendar edition for this. One Kanyeism a day keeps sanity (or real life) away !
You ALL are my heroes. Fucking hilarious.
Anyone who knows to throw a tantrum when life gives him lemons must be a literary genius. Or, a big egotistical baby.
I also appreciate his anti-procrastination philosophy.
"When you're in a tight situation, just ask yourself - 'What Would Kanye Do?'. Not that it would help much - whatever Kanye would do would undoubtably be beyond the reach of you mere mortals."