Reefer Defined
(Via Urban Dictionary) God's most glorious gift to mankind: green, weed, bud, dope, pot, herb, grass, the great smoke-shit. This wonderful plant, when rolled into a joint, blunt or packed into a bowl etc., is the single most effective way to relax and be at ease known to man. It can be smoked from joints, blunts, pipes, bongs, hookahs, one-hitters, bubblers and indeed just about anything.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is either the dumbest man on Earth or the most brilliant. It's a crap shoot, really it is. In a recent GQ interview, the 60 year old "Governator" clears up any misconceptions about his past brushes with the reefer -- conveniently caught on film in the 1977 documentary Pumping Iron -- by claiming that it's totally OK, because guess what? Pot isn't even a drug! Ahnuld tells the magazine:

"I didn't take any drugs. That (marijuana) is not a drug. It's a leaf. My heart was pumping iron, trust me."

How can you argue with that kind of logic? If Bill Clinton had possessed that kind of genius or complete lack of intelligence, just imagine what he would have gotten away with! Didn't inhale? Well, doesn't really matter if it's not a drug in the first place! Didn't have sex with that woman? What woman! Who is Monica Lewinsky? Uh, yeah... I'm pretty sure she never even existed.