Shit Magnet Defined
1. Person who for some inextricable reason attracts bad things and events to happen to them. 2. Any person, in which trouble and drama, follows them everywhere they go.

Veritable shit magnet Rosie O'Donnell has attracted fecal matter yet again. While promoting her new book Celebrity Detox in New York this past weekend, O'Donnell was ambushed by a camera crew belonging to professional piece of shit Bill O'Reilly, who proceeded to confront O'Donnell about alleged comments she made about 9/11; taunting the former talk queen to come on "The O'Reilly Factor" to defend herself be further ambushed before she finally had them thrown out.

Personally, I'm indifferent to Rosie O'Donnell. Sure, she's abrasive, obnoxious, and smacks of crazy. But who among us doesn't have at least one blood relative fitting those same qualifications? Way to go there, Bill -- nice to see you still aiming for the hard hitting stories. No grieving mothers of fallen U.S. soldiers this week? Or what about terminal coma patients? You can pretty much accuse 'em of anything and they won't fight back. It's a virtual untapped goldmine "The O'Reilly Factor" is missing out on -- and you know what they say, right? Strike while the shit is still steamin'!