If you were harboring any doubt whatsoever -- Britney is officially a bad mother. (Yeeeah!)

Happy Halloween from Fatback and Collards! (Fatback)

Mena Suvari's hair is finally starting to look cute. (UseMyComputer)

Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong make out session? Excuse me whilst I vomit. (Celebitchy)

That's no Halloween costume -- Heather Mills really is a wicked witch. (Agent Bedhead)

Emmy Rossum is a Devils fan! (Popoholic)

Poor Owen Wilson. I mean, I know things are bad -- but this isn't the way to deal with it. (DListed)

Head scratcher: He sometimes listens to Bon Jovi. Deal breaker: He's got a tail. (Pajiba)