Spandexcstacy Defined
Spandexcstacy, according to the Urban Dictionary, is a combination of spandex and ecstasy, meant to refer to those who get their jollies from wearing spandex, and by jollies, I mean tingliness in one's nethers.

You may not find anything untoward about the picture above -- just another semi-popular celebrity, "Entourage's" Adrien Grenier, taking a nighttime stroll in his late-night leisure wear. But look closer -- do you see that unnamed woman to the right of Mr. Grenier? And you see her nose? The bandage? Yeah -- that's what happens, bitch, when you try to take a man's spandexcstacy away from him. A man will go only so far -- he'll shave his shitty beard, or leave his leggings at home, but don't. touch. the. spandex. Capisce?

(H/T Evil Beet)