Sucker Defined
A person easily cheated, deceived, or imposed upon.

Roberto Cavalli inadvertently confirmed months of Jennifer Lopez pregnancy rumors when the designer spilled the beans that he is actually J Lo's personal maternity designer.

Asked what types of clothing he designs for his celebrity clients, he told PEOPLE exclusively on Tuesday, "Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby. "It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger," added the designer, speaking from his celebration promoting Roberto Cavalli Vodka at his New York showroom.

Yi-kes. There's a television program called "Dirty Jobs" which some of you may be familiar with. I've seen a man wade thigh deep in human excrement, collect owl vomit, swim through garbage, explore the nether regions of baby chicks, and make pottery out of cow shit. But fashioning a crazy pregnant diva's ceremonial gestation attire? None of that other stuff even compares to what that miserable sucker Roberto Cavalli has gotten himself into. May God hath mercy on that poor man's soul.