Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Defined: The sound a blogger makes when suddenly faced with the prospect of being thrown into the back of a pickup truck, tortured, sexually abused, anally despoiled, cut into little bits, and blended into a mixture of spring water and hops, making up the heft of Benicio Del Toro's and Mickey Rourke's next six-pack, which they have affectionately termed:  Webster's is my Bitch, now.

Hold me.