Brain Fart
Brain Fart DefinedWhen you are attempting to remember something very obvious, something that you know you should know. This feeling often leads to head banging and hair pulling.
I mean, look at the photo. It's obvious, right? A million little jokes should jump into my mind. Kristen Bell is gawping at $4. Four single dollar bills! And she's staring at them like a homeless woman who has just been given enough booze money to keep her drunk on Mad Dog for a week. She's wearing a nail color straight out of Trailer Park, Mississippi. And there's enough grease in her hair to fry an egg. And yet, and yet: I've got a huge brain fart. Nothing, man. Nothing.
I hate myself.
Dude, here it is: "Omigod! The missing marketing budget for Veronica Mars!"
Omigod! I stripped for 6 hours last night and this was all I made?!?
Holy shit! The missing residuals money! I've had it all this time!
Omigod! There is a secret code on these! Somebody call Nic Cage!
Which of these is not like the others... AHA!!
"Oh my God! I knew that Dustin guy ripped me off! 'Just wanted a hug from Veronica', my cute little ass!"
Maybe she's excited because she has exact change to buy a drink on the plane.
"One, two, four, six...no no no...umm. One, three, seven, twelve?? FUCK. Why did I drop out of elementary school to pursue my acting career??"
Who cares what she was thinking, she now has enough to buy some foundation. And yes, I realize I am judging and no, I don't look like that when I go out. *snark* :)
Or perhaps, "Omg I just found four dollars in my jacket pocket! Sweet! I love when that happens!"