Christen

JLO_111507.jpgChristen Defined
Give to (someone or something) a name that reflects a notable quality or characteristic.

It's been reported that the gambling website Bodog.com is taking bets on what J. Lo and RatFace will christen the Latino Jesus Christ.

When it comes to naming the little tyke, Bodog offers odds on a slew of names. However, they have dubbed Marco (4:1 odds) and Maria (5:1 odds) as the favorites.

Also on the list of possible wagers are Antonio (5.5:1), Rosario (7:1), Felipe (8:1), Selena (9:1) and Enrique (10:1). Or perhaps, they’ll keep it in the family naming the child after J.Lo’s mom Guadalupe (9:1) or Marc’s mom, Guillermina (10:1). For those who prefer the long shots, the name Ben is listed at 15:1 odds and Sean is listed at 20:1 odds.

Personally, I think it's good for a child to know where it came from, so I'm gonna say Fertilization Cocktail Anthony-Lopez. Or maybe if it's a boy they can name it after that spunky Taco Bell chihuahua. What was that dog's name? Hmm... I'm pretty sure it was Churro.

J Lo and Ratso leaving a South Beach nightclub earlier this month in Miami Beach.

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4 Comments


BarbadoSlim said:

I'm gonna go with: Asswipe Poohead


Agent Scully said:

Why aren't there any bets on Jesus?


monarhu said:

I think she's pretty but he is the uglyest man on earth. Look: http://www.spymac.com/details?2294183


Bob said:

The Taco Bell dog was a girl and here name was Gidget. Yep thats right the dog who played a guy was a girl, and if anyone remembers one of the commercials Gidget chased around another dog with a pink bow so if the other dog was also a girl then Taco Bell had some kind of lesbian dog thing going on weird huh.