Cold Defined
Not affectionate, cordial, or friendly.

According to Page 6, this month's L.A. Magazine has a recipe for a dish called "View Souffle with Winter Vegetables." The Recipe:

1 liberal with dreadlocks
1 conservative blondes,
2 grating whiners,
1 dead horse,
6-8 baby turnips.

Melt whiners in skillet. Add dreadlocks, rosary beads from blond, and turnips. Beat dead horse with mallet until 11 a.m. Serves: 5 egos.

Damn, that's cold.