Ho Bucket

img0321c4c6fz0.jpgThe first casting choice has been made for the upcoming G.I. Joe film, due for release in August 2009, and it's a doozy. Sienna freakin' Miller has been cast as the female lead in the live-action flick, which will be directed by Stephen Sommers (The Mummy).

Sienna Miller?! Really?! Granted, I didn't watch a lot of "G.I. Joe" when I was a wee dominatrix (I was more of a "Loony Tunes" kind of gal), but I don't remember a character called Ho Bucket, so I'm guessing the writers are spicing up the new G.I. Joe by adding a vapid, talentless starletard into the mix, which is just great. Every smurf village needs its Smurfette, and anyway, I'd always envisioned a G.I. Joe in which the soldiers took time away from saving the fucking world to scream, "Show us your tits!"
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Ho Bucket: A ho bucket is a bucket of ho, of course!




5 Comments


manda said:

She SSSSUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKSSSSS! Why does she get work? Actually, I've never seen her acting, but the stories about her are annoying.

Cum dumpster--was that term invented by tom wolfe?


BarbadoSlim said:

She'll play the only role that fits her within this context: a prostitute, codenamed: Hooker, she services the Joes after missions.

COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Vermillion said:

So, you betrayed me, huh? All that yap about my addiction to Miller being okay was just you playing a sick trick, eh? I was seriously jonesing for this chick, even after the Diddy crap, and the only comfort was that I thought I wasn't alone. That someone else was afflicted by these feelings. But now you show your true colors!

Damn you vile woman!


Herman B said:

if she is a "cum bucket" her man is in for a treat.

i enjoy writing porn, because it is a hoot for me and my friends, laughing at human sexuality. but their is a more sinister side to human sexuality.

dr. sigmund freud, describes this psychological fit of rage as penis envy, and notably their are some men who do suffer from penis envy.

and in this form of rage a man is driven by narcissistic values to prove himself better than other men by embellishing upon imaginary competition, because these type of men see females as creatures who worship a man's penis.


TheLostGirl said:

I feel sorry for her, she's had like two boyfriends that I can name!