Mr. Skin, which many of you may know as the website referred to in Knocked Up that tracks nude scenes in Hollywood films, has come out with the Top 20 nude scenes of 2007. Marisa Tomei tops the list for her efforts in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. Among others in the top 20, there is also Malin Ackerman's scene in The Hearbreak Kid, in which she urinated on Ben Stiller's back; all of Christina Ricci's scenes in Black Snake Moan; and -- of course -- Eva Mendes gratifying herself in the opening scene of We Own the Night. Missing, however, was Viggo Mortensen's ass in Eastern Promises, as well as Clive Owen's gun-fighting / lovemaking shenanigans in Shoot 'Em Up, which is easily the best nude scene in all of 2007. In fact, there are zero men on the list, which just goes to show you that Mr. Skin is a sexist bastard.
Here's the complete list:
1. Marissa Tomei - Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
2. Keeley Hazell - Cashback
3. Natalie Portman - Hotel Chevalier
4. Christina Ricci - Black Snake Moan
5. Sienna Miller - Factory Girl
6. Roselyn Sanchez - Yellow
7. Malin Ackerman - The Heartbreak Kid
8. Eva Mendes - We Own the Night
9. Lena Headey - 300
10. Stormy Daniels and Nautica Thorne - Knocked Up
11. Alexa Davalos - Feast of Love
12. Chelan Simmons - Good Luck Chuck
13. Wei Tang - Lust, Caution
14. Ashley Judd - Bug
15. Olivia Wilder - Alpha Dog
16. Ana Claudia Talancon - Alone With Her
17. Danielle Harris - Halloween
18. Heather Matarazzo - Hostel: Part II
19. Amber Valetta - The Last Time
20. Lucy Liu - Rise: Blood Hunter
To rectify Mr. Skin's sexism, here are some NSFW screen shots of Viggo in Eastern Promises. It's not pretty, though. A man's dangly bits ought not be featured in fight scenes. ![]()
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Dangly Bits: A man's unmentionables, though most men prefer if you wouldn't use "bits" when referring to their genitalia.
OK, I haven't seen Eastern Promises, but maybe I should. Goddamn, you really gotta love Viggo; it's not pretty, but he really deserves props for doing that.