Delusional Defined
An idiosyncratic belief or impression that is firmly maintained despite being contradicted by what is generally accepted as reality or rational argument, typically a symptom of mental disorder.

Jennifer Lopez recently told reporters that she and her rat faced husband Marc Anthony made a pact never to talk to each other about fan admiration as to not make each other jealous. Because, allegedly their combined forces of uh, "Latin Sexy" causes the kind of incessant fan attention where this is a foreseeable marital issue. Yeah.

She says, "Girls from 18 to 80 all love him, but we make a point of not going there. I don't talk about that kind of thing either because it just wouldn't be a good thing. It would be like, 'Ooh, that guy in the front row was really looking at me tonight'. It wouldn't be very nice."

Okay, now Jennifer Lopez does understand that her husband isn't Brad Pitt and she isn't Angelina Jolie, right? We're all clear on that, then? Okay. Bitch delusional! I'm pretty sure any widespread appeal J Lo held dissipated in the turd fumes that was Gigli. And her husband? Is still this guy, in the picture above. I would have sex with a KitchenAid hand mixer set to "froth" before I had sex with that man -- because at least the mixer wouldn't try to consume my soul, and would probably also make me eggs the next morning.