Dipshit

amywinehouse_111507.jpgDipshit Defined
A despised person; a moron; an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.

Amy Winehouse continues to fail at life after getting booed offstage by angry fans at a live performance in London last night. The evenings foibles included showing up a half hour late, walking into a guitar stand, repeatedly dropping her microphone, and slurring through her set, which was peppered with sentiments for her incarcerated junkie husband before walking offstage in tears.

Now, I may not be an "Amy Winehouse fan" per se, but I have to admit that sounds pretty par for the course to me. So who's really the bigger dipshit here? Amy Winehouse, for being the skanky, codependent substance abusing loser we all know she is? Or someone who spends their hard-earned money on tickets to an Amy Winehouse concert anticipating anything other than disappointment? Sounds like dipshits right across the board to me.


5 Comments


BarbadoSlim said:

You called her a skank? Are you getting soft, or do you her have all her CDs or something?

She's too skeezy to qualify as skank.


Stacey Author Profile Page said:

I just typed "skank" into Urban Dictionary to try to find a more a more insulting synonym, and "Paris Hilton" came up. Wow, that was unexpectedly hilarious.

But no, no CDS. Not even any illegally stolen songs from the internet.


iheartlasagne said:

Love your site, hate to be this person, but being that it's Webstersismybitch.com, you should correct 'per say' to 'per se'. Sorry!!


monarhu said:

She's a moron but I start to feel sorry for her http://www.spymac.com/details?2294183


hotrec04 said:

Personally,I find her intoxicating.People will always show up & pay for a chance to see greatness.The risk is worth the reward.

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