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Big news in TV land over the weekend; Elizabeth Berkley, a.k.a. Jesse Spano, has been signed on as a recurring character on "C.S.I. Miami." She's been tapped to play Horatio's (David Caruso) ex-wife. We caught up with Caruso, and asked him how he felt about the casting decision. Here's what he said:
Caruso (removes sunglasses for dramatic affect): Berkley? Is that ... the woman ... who ... fucked a stripper ... pole ... in Showgirls? (puts on sunglasses for dramatic affect) The verdict ... is in: She's ... hot. (removes sunglasses for dramatic affect). I'd ... hit that ... I'd love to ... be her ... A.C. Slater. (puts on sunglasses for dramatic affect). I'll be in ... my trailer ... if you ... need ... anything ... (removes sunglasses for dramatic affect) else.
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Anything that references the sheer fucking batshit lunacy that is Caruso just makes me smile.
Bless you sir.
This ...casting...sucks *YAAAAAAAAAAHHH... won't get fooled again*
This nails it, CSI:Miami is Police Squad:The Next Generation.
Berkeley is a blonde. HoCaine does only get his rocks off with Latinas. Maybe Caruso casted her HIMSELF ( in his trailer?) like he did it with LaRue.