Drunken Defined
The state of being intoxicated by consumption of alcohol to a degree that mental and physical facilities are noticeably impaired.

At the Grand Opening of a Planet Hollywood in Vegas over the weekend, a clearly drunken David Hasselhoff (above) mistakes Pamela Anderson for a cheeseburger and briefly considers eating her face before realizing that the only thing more unhealthy than the Wendy's $.99 menu is the vat of chemicals and cosmetics that Pamela must apply to her face every morning so that she can create this from this.