In an unexpectedly tragic turn of modesty, Brad Pitt has vowed that his days of doing nude scenes in films are over.

"I don't want to be embarrassed when my kids get old enough to see my films," Pitt told the BBC in an interview that aired Tuesday. "I can't see any more nude scenes [in my career.]"

Yeah, Brad honey? I think your naked, forty-something ass is probably the last thing you have to worry about being embarrassed about in front of your kids. If anything, I would think that Pringles commercial would easily top the list. Or how about the time you dated a legally retarded person?  Lest we forget all those years of emasculation at the hands of mommy. Because by the time the kids are that old, Angelina will probably have had his testes fashioned into a keyring like you do a rabbit's foot.