Heartless Wench Defined

A heartless wench is the name given to Ferris Bueller's sister (Jeannie) in Ferris Bueller's Day Off when she refuses to give money to the "Save Ferris" fund; a girl who cares about nothing and is a dirty whore. A woman who has no heart and no conscience.

We reported yesterday that Paris Hilton had been praised by conservationists for her efforts to highlight the problem of binge-drinking elephants. Not true -- the Associated Press, who originally reported the story, has learned from Hilton's publicist that she never made any such statements. In fact, it appears that this heartless wench doesn't give a rat's ass about binge-drinking elephants.

And we ask, why not, Paris? What's wrong with her? What a cold bitch. Does she not understand the plight of binge-drinking elephants? Just a few weeks ago, six Asiatic elephants -- after downing gallons of rice beer -- suffered horrific deaths after they uprooted an electrical fence when an attack of the munchies sent them on a desperate search for food. And we're being told that Paris Hilton doesn't care about these poor elephants? God, what a selfish c*nt.  I bet she kicks babies and  drowns puppies, too. Heartless. Heartless, heartless wench. She doesn't care about anyone or anything but, apparently, shoes, bags, and boys.

Here she is, parading around NYC yesterday, not giving a damn about binge-drinking elephants.