Lam DefinedEscaping, fleeing, or hiding, esp. from the police.
Hayden Panettiere is on the
lam from Japanese authorities after a
warrant was issued for her arrest stemming from an incident last month when she and a group of activists interfered with a dolphin hunt.
Asked what the repercussions might be from the warrant, Panettiere said, "Potentially jail, but I doubt it. ... I guess they could come here and get us, but probably not."
It's not surprising that the same sick sons of bitches who would hunt and kill sweet, innocent little dolphins would also try to apprehend sweet, innocent little Hayden Panettiere. It's like the Japanese just have it out for adorable and benevolent creatures. So yeah --
bring it, Japan! I'd like to
see you try and come here and take our precious Hayden, you sick fucks. This is
America you're messing with -- we'll hand you your asses faster than you can say
California Roll.
Hayden hosting the
EA's "Need For Speed: ProStreet" party earlier this week.




*crossing fingers for a squad of ninja assassins.
Does this mean Masi Oka is going to suddenly....disappear, only to reawake in Kabul?
Dear Japanasia,
I've got your boy. The only Japanish on TV right now. I've already had Sulu waxed. Don't make me get ugly. I'm prepared to make a deal.
Spare the cheerleader, or kiss his sweet ass sayonara.
Love,
Hayden
Somewhere there's a dolphin hoping that the attention will come back to him before he starts riding the Tokyo sushi train on a bunch of little plates.