Malteser

15186094websters1127200790637PM.jpgThe Independent Spirit Awards were announced yesterday; Todd Haynes' Dylan biopic, I'm Not There, picked up four noms, including best picture, joining other best pic nominees, Juno, A Mighty Heart, Paranoid Park, and The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.

Lisa Kudrow announced the awards, standing alongside a giant, inflatable penis wearing a black shirt and a smile that said, "I''ve got only one testicle: Love it, tickle it, or lick it, but for God's sake, ladies, don't squeeze the malteser. He no likey likey."
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Malteser: Maltesers consist of a spherical malt honeycomb center surrounded by milk chocolate. It's also a synonym for testicle used by 30-year-old adolescent tools.


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FrothyWalrus said:

Yikes Dustin! I may have missed it, but did you mention Braff as your other Haggis during that mini-diversion a few weeks back??