Meth Monkey

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Meth Monkey Defined

A person who abuses crystal meth, resulting in the tightening of the facial skin, which gives the face a monkey-like appearance with sucked-in cheeks, pronounced cheekbones, and outstretched ears.


The image says it all, folks: Tightened facial skin;sucked-in cheeks; pronounced cheekbones; outstretched ears.

Ethan Hawke = Meth Monkey.



4 Comments


BarbadoSlim said:

Wow, get help Ethan.

Wow


SR said:

Funny, I'd always thought it was herion that was making him look so haggard.


Ms. Parker said:

More effective as a 'just say no campagain' than Nancy Regan.


curegirl0421 said:

Yeah, he always pretty much looked like that. I never saw the appeal... he always had greasy hair and smiled like a doof. He just has lines now. His teeth are too screwy to be fake, and too nice to be meth-addled.