Perfectionist Defined
Refusal to accept any standard short of perfection.

Poor Angelina Jolie. The London premiere of Beowulf on Sunday evening kicked off about as flawlessly as an episode of "The Three Stooges." Not only did she have a big old honkin' wad of gum stuck to her stiletto, but fatty split the back of her leather pants. You know, she should really try being more of a perfectionist. This is a red carpet after all, not a Fartbucks run with Britney -- and you just don't show up to red carpet events looking all disheveled and spilling out of your clothes. Brad, as usual, looks about as thrilled to be there as if he were just nominated as "official purse holder" for a rousing day of department store shopping.

Close-ups of Exhibits A and B, after the jump.