Pimpin

adrien_113007.jpgHey Adrien -- were they all out of the matching, fur-trimmed fedora with the giant feather sticking out of the brim, or did you just think that would be "overdoing" it? Well, a good rule of thumb to follow when selecting pimpin' attire is that subtlety is not your friend. Actually, that's kind of the only rule. That and, a good cane is an investment. So next time, don't hold back, man. Just go for it.

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Pimpin: The pragmatic solution arrived at in the final analysis by an economically challenged individual seeking an alternative to his (possibly her) own procurement by those higher in the food chain on the 'strip', (a readily available area of tarmac, with a ratio of persons to neon signs of 1:100 to be found in most populated areas.

Prerequisites include such skills as jive talking, fur stacking, trick management, prophylactic distribution, and the most problemized issue of collecting paper, which itself represents the genesis of the subject of the terminology described and defined herein.

(Thanks to Urban Dictionary for the best definition ever!)


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