Kevin Federline appears on the cover of this month's Details “Power & Influence” issue -- somehow managing to rank No. 7 on the magazine’s list of 50 “power players" for essentially being a high priced gigolo with invincible sperm.

So many jokes to be made here -- but you know what? Fuck it, I quit. Nothing I say even matters.

On second thought... Props to the Details editor who paired K-Fed's photo with the "Are You Turning Your Kid Into a Douchebag?" article. Why, yes. Yes you are. Zing! Oh yeah -- still got it.