Satisfaction Defined
Fulfillment of one's wishes, expectations, or needs, or the pleasure derived from this.

I love this story so much I want to take my top off and jiggle my titters for it. Joe Francis has, once again, reached out from the murky depths of incarceration to feebly protest his current lot in life -- and it fills me with so much smug, delicious satisfaction that I think my head literally may explode. From a taped interview with Extra TV:

As for the Florida judge who sent him behind bars, Francis blasts, “He put me in jail for not settling a civil lawsuit, civil not criminal.” He adds, “Trust me, I’m going after the people that have done this to me. I’m not going to sit back. This is criminal what they’ve done to me.”

Francis exclaims, “I am enduring one of the greatest miscarriages of justice in this country… I’m being persecuted by people in Florida, corrupt city officials, who’re pissed off at me for asserting my First Amendment right against them.”

There you have it folks, "one of the greatest miscarriages of justice in this country." I hope that becomes Joe Francis' epitaph after he receives his inevitable prison stabbing to death -- but I bet even then people won't be able to say it with a straight face.