Skeeve Defined
To gross out; to disgust; to make your skin crawl, sometimes with undertones of sexual deviance/perversion

Oh Gawd! Jesus, don't look at me like that, Mr. Glover. I just felt my bowels involuntarily loosen and constrict. Seriously, dude: Can you look somewhere else? You're giving me the skeeves. No, really: Turn your head. Look somewhere else. OK -- you're really starting to scare me, Crispin. Can I call you Crispin? No? OK -- Mr. Glover -- what's that? You want me to call you Roxanne? O-kay. Well, Roxanne -- would you mind turning around and maybe looking somewhere else? I'm starting to feel a little violated. I have the eerie sensation that your making love to the back of my knee in your mind.

Stop that! Seriously, Roxanne -- I just need you to look over there. I'm trying to eat a sandwich here and I don't need you staring into my soul and contemplating all the dirty things you're going to do with it. Can you, maybe, just ... I dunno ... close your eyes, or maybe walk over there. See that big white dude with the mesh muscle shirt -- can you maybe give him the creepy stink-eye for a few seconds, maybe give my inner core a little time to decompress? No? You're going to kill me, aren't you? You're going to throw me in a cellar and use my pubic hairs as fishing lure, aren't you?

I'm just going to go, okay? I'm going to step over here ... slowly. I don't want any trouble. I'm just going slide out of your way, Roxanne. I'm going to visit the men's -- no no, don't follow me. Stay right there. That's right. I'm just going to ... run.

Crispin Glover scaring the bejesus out of photogs, accompanied by a date, after the jump.