Tori Spelling's baby thinks Sherri Shepherd is his mom. (Celebrity Smack)

Nick Hogan finally arrested for the reckless driving incident that left his friend in a coma. In related news -- Nick Hogan is totally balding! (Gabby Babble)

It's about damn time somebody tell George Clooney to "stop being such a diva." But who knew it would be Fabio? (Yeeeah!)

Not so fast, Britney. (Evil Beet)

Not even Blohan can go around half naked this time of year. (Popoholic)

Mmm... Delicious, delicious Rosie O'Donnell. Oh, wait -- wha? (Celebslam)

"Samantha Who?" is slightly better than a kick in the teeth. (Pajiba)