Firecrotch's Cleavage Returns for a Limited Engagement only. (Popoholic)

Brendan Fraser. Male Pattern Baldness. II Kings 2:23. Let Your Mind Be Blown. (Yeeeah!)

Jake. Reese. Jake's secret crush on Ryan. It's all such a mess. Someone step in here. (IDLYITW)

Celebslam Guy: You're a shoe-in for "The Hills" next private event. I mean, you drive a Firebird for God's sake. Can I have sex with you? (Celebslam)

Give the gift that keeps on creepin': A John Travolta Barbie. (CityRag)

I have no idea how Adriana Lima is. But, she has nice lingerie. (Egotastic)

Slow gossip day, huh, Cord? Yeah. I hear you. Props for the headline. (MollyGood)

Everyone on this show is ineligible for the Celebrity Rehab Pool. Everyone. (Pop on the Pop)