What the hell did a pair of jeans ever do to Willa Ford? (Celebslam)

Who'd you rather -- former child stars edition. (Ayyyy!)

Tara Reid got a job hosting something called the "Hooker's Ball." Of course she did. (Yeeeah!)

Jesus, will somebody kidnap Nicole Kidman and take her on a tour of America's Home Depots and Hooters? (Agent Bedhead)

Hey Kim, nobody wants your shit! (IDLYITW)

Tila Tequila's dating show is a huge scam -- to which I respond with a resounding DUH. (DListed)

What kind of sick bastard watches Dancing with the Stars? (Pajiba)