Snaps: Redundant
Pam Anderson's latest hubby realizes just what the fuck he's gotten himself into. (Ayyyy!)Kim Kardashian has reached Paris Hilton levels of stupidity. (The Blemish)
Marie Osmond is a dirty dirty liar who swears like a sailor. (Celebitchy)
Marilyn Manson plans to rid the world of Marilyn Manson by way of rattlesnake bathing. (Agent Bedhead)
Lindsay Lohan plans to name her third album "Nobody's Angel" because "Redundant Whore" was apparently already taken. (Yeeeah!)
Linda Hogan is nothing but a fracking gold digger. (IDLYITW)
Bitchin' promos for Fox's new series "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. (Popbytes)
Who else has a a short, Jewish-man shaped hole in their heart? (Pajiba)
That Kardshiansdjfhan story is UHmazing. Just when I was thinking, "Who the fuck would want her autograph?" I got to the meat of the thing.
I'm so relieved. Should the strike go on, I won't have to resort to the Container Store to pay my bills. I'll just head on over to the Magic Castle, find me a dude with some mad slight of hand skills and walk up and down Rodeo asking every dumber 'n a bag of hammers trust fund debutard for their autograph. Fucking inspired.
Seriously doubt this scat-whore had 50 grand worth of anything that wasn't STD meds