Now, you too can write your own Will Ferrell movie with just a few clicks of your mouse. (College Humor)

Nobody loves Heidi Klum's breasts more than she does. (IDLYITW)

Kate Walsh frolics on the beach in skin-colored clothing. Savvy. (Egotastic)

Portia de Rossi gives good dry, clinical lesbian action. (Yeeeah!)

Julia Roberts dissed Angelina Jolie, claims she could've played mixed race better than her. (Celebitchy)

Demi Moore demands respect by posing for Vanity Fair in her skivvies. (Agent Bedhead)

Kid Rock: Philosopher. (Evil Beet)

Looking for the perfect holiday treat? How about some spotted dick? (Amazon)