Snaps: T & A
Well, now you're just being mean; you can't expect that much T without a healthy amount of A, right? Proportion is our friend. (IDLYITW)KiKi Dunst injects Hollywood glamour, where "Hollywood glamour” is code for “teeth like a mouthful of broken glass and tits like a couple of gym socks full of pudding.” (Yeeeah!)
Paris Hilton wants a baby! That's the best idea since the pet rock, which -- incidentally -- is exactly how Paris would treat her offspring. (Celebitchy)
Britney Spears takes it all off in a porn shop. Just another day, folks. (The Blemish)
Two words: Bai. Ling. (Usemycomputer)
Two Girls. One Cup. One Grandma! (College Humor)
Aw, come on now, Ms. Beet: You can't encourage the little starlets. It only takes a little peer pressure before their nethertrim is splayed for the whole world to see. (Evil Beet)
Can someone please explain to me what all this "two girls one cup" thing is? Because I'm afraid to open it at work and I have dial up at home, so there is no way I'm watching whatever this is. But I'm so curious, damnit!
I didn't watch it, but a co-irker did and told me all about it. Two ladies kissing. Then one craps in a cup. They both eat it. They smear it on their breasts. One throws up on the other one. That's the nice version. There's way more detail that I won't go in to.
The linked video, however, is not of 2 Girls, 1 Cup -- it is another (and may be the best) reaction video, which are far more entertaining than the actual video (and much easier on the tummy).
Do we really need writers, when the most watched videos are videos of other people watching amateur videos? I may just throw out all my TVs and monitors and weave.
Oh my god. The things you learn. I had no idea. I watched the reaction video, but you'd have to kill me first before viewing the actual thing. Proof positive that people are DISGUSTING.