Kim Kardashian did Playboy to make fat girls feel better about themselves. (Yeeeah!)

Mmm... You work that straw, Paris. (Popbytes)

Heidi Klum and a whole damn lot of strategically placed ruching. (PopOnThePop)

Kim Cattrall wants to get her old lady freak on with Harry Potter. Gheee-ross! (Agent Bedhead)

Katharine McPhee is engaged to some skeezer old enough to be her Dad. (Evil Beet)

Amy Winehouse does interviews as well as she does everything else. (Jossip)

Ryan Seacrest is too manly not to be a Spice Girls fan. (The Blemish)