Blohan on "Ugly Betty?" (Celebitchy)

Lily Allen to be the new face of Agent Provocateur? (Agent Bedhead)

Rihanna and Josh Hartnett conspiring in a massive gay cover-up? (Yeeeah!)

Wait, so Andy Dick made a thinly-veiled movie about himself? (PopOnThePop)

Jewel's implants and teeth have never looked better! (Celebslam)

Buying a wife so people stop saying you're gay? $600 mil. Still not fooling anyone? Priceless. (Popbytes)

Desert Island books? Does Us Weekly count? (Pajiba)

Q: What do you call a guy who wears a NY Yankees cap, Dracula cape and sequined vest?
A: Michael Jackson -- naturally. (IDLYITW)