Up for auction today, we have one pink and black pirate Halloween costume from October 2007. Was worn only one time. Condition:
gently used. Comes from smoke and pet-filled home. Buyer beware! Seller does not assume responsibility for any diseases or poxes buyer may contract after purchasing item.
Shipping & Handing will be $8.95 US Postal Service Priority Mail, to be delivered in a sealed Hazmat container. Delousing is optional and extra. Paypal, money order and meth accepted. No personal checks.
See my other auctions, and thanks for bidding!
I'd be scared of what I'd catch wearing that!
Slipping that rag on MUST feel akin to....hmmmmm....putting on a hefty bag full of bathroom refuse from a New York subway station restroom.
Fuck the costume. I wanna buy Britney's disgusting weave!
IT WOULD BE SO GROSS