I could make a joke right now about how Lindsay Lohan lifted that dress from Jem or one of the Holograms, and that all she needs to complete the look are some candy colored heels, earrings with little LED lights in them, and fuchsia eyeshadow up to her eyebrows... But I'm far too in love with the fact that she's trying her damnedest to look sexy, while unfortunately yet strategically standing in front of a light fixture that makes it look like she's wearing a crown of antlers.

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen! On Commet, Cupid, Whorey and Blitzen!