Oh, barf.

Until today, I hadn't seen Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz photographed together for like, over an entire month now, and I was all set on being the first gossip blogger to speculate their impending breakup. And if it came true? Well, it would have been damn near the best Christmas present, ever. But I guess when Ashlee isn't too busy pretending to like reading to sick kids, she's shitting all over peoples' Christmas dreams. Just shows what kind of stupid, heartless bitch she really is.