Eeiieekk!!! Jodie! Jodie! Lookout! There's a bear standing next to you! Ah, Christ. For the love of... I can't look. This is tragic, just tragic. Poor thing... It's gonna maul her to pieces.
Psst, nice Dwight Schrute hair you're rockin' these days, Travolta.
Bear: A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.