It's official! Jessica Simpson's new movie is s total bomb. The blondetard's new direct-to-DVD film, Blonde Ambition, was given a reprieve this weekend by way of limited theatrical release in Simpson's home state of Texas. However, even in limited release it only made $384 on it's opening night -- estimating that 48 people paid to see it.

Three hundred and eighty-four dollars. This is possibly the worst movie in cinematic history. Even Gigli and Battlefield Earth probably took in quadruple digits. It's like a Christmas miracle or something. Thanks Santa! Or Jesus, or whoever -- this is the best Christmas ever!

H/T, Agent Bedhead!