We'd like to congratulate Jennifer Garner today, for her hometown newspaper has honored her as West Virginian of the Year.

Garner is balancing the raising of her 2-year-old daughter Violet, her marriage with fellow actor Ben and a career that includes a starring role in Cyrano de Bergerac on Broadway, the new film Juno, and two more films yet to shoot.

And while we here at WIMB don't want to take anything away from Mrs. Garner, the competition wasn't exactly fierce. Indeed, she just narrowly beat out beat out this guy, who invented a brand of moonshine that mixes perfectly with Dr. Pepper:

Congradumalations all the same, Jennifer.