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PETA has finally targeted Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen for their unabashed wearing of fur, dubbing them "The Trollsen Twins" with a new ad campaign and website devoted to "Hairy-Kate" and "Trashley." In a statement, the group said:"Thin-twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are about to get some publicity that will have them running away faster than if they'd spotted a calorie.
Now, while I do appreciate a snappy burn, I would just like to say that we here at W.I.M.B. were actually the first to report that Mary Kate and Ashley were trolls. A little credit would be nice, is all I'm saying. And in Mary Kate and Ashley's defense, that's what trolls do -- they travel the wind, kill animals and wear their hides (to cover up their little troll tails, of course). They're wild animals, what do you expect? My dog got out once and killed a rabbit. What are you gonna do, call the animal police?
Credit: Public acknowledgment or praise, typically that given or received when a person's responsibility for an action or idea becomes or is made apparent. Like when you report that a certain two celebrities are really mythical creatures and old man "non-profit" comes along and steals your thunder.2 Comments
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Nothing would suit these two little meth-head midgets better than having their own worthless hides pulled from their bodies and used as an accessory by more deserving humans.
You don't live in the fucking YUKON, bitches.
I know I am going to get it and everything but I can not stand PETA and their holier than though attitude.
I'm not saying you should go around buying and wearing fur, although who am I to speak. I love me a leather handbag or shoe and I'm pretty sure a cow had to die in order for me to eat that Taco I had for lunch. My point being that PETA isn't all that great and if you've read any of their court hearings recently who'd be disappointed to know that PETA runs shelters and kills animals.
Just sayin'.