All the interwebs are ablaze today with fanboy (and girl) excitement over the new bootlegged Dark Knight trailer, leaked today and picked up by various websites. But, I don't get it. What's the big deal? I've watched the video ten times now and I still haven't been able to get worked up about it? Are people that really excited about watching Batman shop for produce and toilet paper? Clearly, our standards for entertainment have been shot all to hell.

As always, I blame Bret Ratner.