Oh, isn't this sweet? Johnny Depp, et. al., have allowed a homeless man to walk the red carpet at the premiere of Sweeney Todd. He looks like he's spent a lot of cold nights sleeping on heater grates with only a bottle in a paper bag as his companion. I'm a little disappointed, however, that Johnny didn't get him some decent clothes -- dumpster diving doesn't make for appropriate red-carpet attire. He sure looks happy, though -- poor bastard probably hasn't had this much excitement in decades.
Wouldn't this post have better suited the "Troll" definition? At least in the sense that Keith looks like the deranged horror-film variety.
Jesus. Save us from this creature!
Oh, man. You could grow potatoes in those crags.