What happened to you, Diane Court! I gave you my heart, and you gave me this?Pasty skin, a glum expression, and bulimia! Ione Skye! What the fuck? Remember, "She's the cheeze and I'm the macaroni!"? Well, now you look like some sort of macaroni art. You are Diane Court. Not a toilet-paper roll wrapped in a polka-dot doily. What are doing with yourself these days? Assisting Seigried and Roy in their latest Vegas Crapaganza? This is not funny -- my 20-year-old crush just shriveled up and keeled over. You're only 36? You look like you've been run through the crystal-meth age accelerator and thrown in front of a fun-house mirror. This is so depressing. It's like the episode of "Where Have They Been" from hell.

Gander at the carnage: