Schnikeys! Look at the gams on Renee Zellwegger. Those are Linda Hamiltonian. Impressive. She could choke a bad country-and-western singer with those. Willickers. Look at the muscle definition. She is making those high-heels her bitch. Man alive. Someone might want to put George Mitchell on this -- those are a serious pair of legs. And see, Jenna; this is how you work a red carpet. Renee turns a whole lot of nothing into something. You won't find a citrus-sucking kewpie doll that walks the carpet better than Renee.

It's all about the angles.