Jamie Lynn Spears, 16 year old sister of Britney and star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101," has confirmed that she is -- wait for it -- pregnant! Whee! The Spears camp confirmed the pregnancy to OK Magazine, saying that Jamie Lynn is 12 weeks along and the father is her boyfriend Casey Aldridge.

The most shocking thing here is that the baby isn't K Fed's, because this proves so many genetic theories I don't even know where to begin. One thing I can ascertain, however, is that the Spears lineage will most certainly outlast all of humankind and possibly even the cockroaches. I can see it now -- someday there'll be nothing left inhabiting the Earth other than 50 foot tall, poorly-dressed inbred hillbilly women, lumbering around and shoving giant Starbucks straws into their gaping maws.

Oooh wait -- I think I just gave away the plot to I Am Legend II.