Jack Black (who is barely recognizable these days thanks to modern day inventions such as bleach and razors) was apparently not thrilled about the gratuitous use of his ass in his new film, Margot At The Wedding. Yeah, join the club.

He says, "I was shocked to see the film when I saw my rear. I thought it would be a bit more shapely. They lied to me to get me to do the scene. They said, 'Oh, your ass, it's mouth watering. Let's get this on film before it's too late!' And I believed them. But it seemed like I had three asses somehow... My ass had double chins. That's not right. I've joined a gymnasium since the film. The next time you'll see my ass it'll be much more flattering."

The next time we see his ass? What the hell did we do to deserve a next time? That's like telling a guy who just spend a week icing his nuts after a vasectomy, "Oops, we messed up! We'll have to do it again. But next time it won't be so bad -- promise!"