Amy Winehouse has been restricted from visiting husband Blake Fielder-Civil in prison, after failing a drug test. No, no, no... Here's the beauty of it -- he's the one who failed the drug test. Since Fielder-Civil tested positive for a Class A substance thought to be heroin last week, Winehouse is now only allowed to visit him from behind a glass screen.

You have to admit, this is pretty incredible. It's like Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are some kind of junkie super heroes, invincible against the evil clutches of sobriety. You think a glass screen is going to stop Amy Winehouse? She probably has some kind of secret power that allows her to radiate smack to get a man high from up to a three miles radius. Nice try, criminal justice system -- but clearly you're fighting a losing battle.